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Save Your Penneys

Phones rang off the hook in the headquarters of Change.org (CHick ANd Girl Equality for ORGasms) early Wednesday when the corporate world thrust open the revolving door of gender equality with its beefy, man hands, and ushered in a tidal wave of cultural ignorance.

"I couldn't believe what I was seeing", exclaimed semi-professional golfer and Change.org member, Lauren Todd. "I almost dropped my McGriddle!"

Todd's exasperation was fueled by a JCPenney's ad advertising a tasteless t-shirt (seen above) intent on dropping a proverbial Ceti Eel into the ears of America's junior Femi-Nazis.

Rosie O'Donnell was livid. "What lesbian in her right mind would wear that!"

Rage over the angst inspiring apparell has not fallen on deaf ears. "I ninnut eer nussin", a perplexed Lou Ferrigno remarked.

JCPenneys has offered to voluntarily remove the ad once Jersey Shore is cancelled.