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Squatrain 4 - Oprah

 

The Beast shall pass in the wake of scabies.

Minstrels plummet in the nether regions.

Tap dancing is forbidden throughout the earth.

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Is it possible that Tubbs knew of Oprah’s rise to mega-stardom only four years after her talk show began, passing the ratings of Phil Donahue and Maury Povich (scabies) in the same year that jazz great, Chet Baker, fell to his death from a second floor window in Amsterdam? And how did he know she couldn’t dance, and is addicted to dish soap?!?